HellaDumb Glossary of Terminology

Terminology used By the HellaDumb founders and The Klan Of The Drunken Pirates

Aaarrrgghhh! \ah-r-gh\ interj 1: The exclamation of members of the Klan of the Drunken Pirate to raise your drink in celebration 2: Used by members of the Klan of the Drunken Pirate to identify themselves (shouted while covering left eye with left hand and forming a hook with the index finger on the right hand)

B.D. \bee - dee\ n 1: Bad Dick - the sexual method used when you need to get laid but don't want any emotional ramifications. [Example: <Friend 1 > Did you hook up with Terran? <Friend 2> Yeah, but she is psycho, so I only threw her the B.D.]

Bazooka \buh-zoo-kuh\ n <also see: Dude, Nigga, Nazigga,Dawg> 1: heterosexual life mate 2: friend, bud, pal 3: Homey, G [Example: Hey bazooka, buy me a shot of Sleepy Sauce]

Beer Goggles \beer - gog-els\ n 1: A reference to vision after consuming too much alcohol making members of the opposite sex who are ugly seem attractive. [Example: Rosie O'Donell is NOT a babe. Dude, you have on some serious beer goggles!]

Blaster \bla-stir\ n Alcohol-containing beverage consisting of a pint of Red Bull energy drink with a shot of Jaegermeister. Consumed quickly (i.e. not a sipping drink)[Example: Bartender, I'll have a blaster]

Bonk! \bah-nk\ interj 1: phrase uttered while catching your friend in a vulnerable position leaving his/her buttocks unprotected and attempting to insert your finger into rectum to induce a 'bitch scream'[Example: <friend 1> Bonk! <friend 2> AaaaaAAaaahhHhh!]

Butt Rip \buh-t - rip\ v 1: The act of grasping a vulnerable friend's butt cheek and spreading apart violently. [Example: Dude, Sergio was tying his shoes and I snuck up behind him and gave him a huge butt rip!]

Chi \chee\ n Cheese in New Orleans, LA [Example: I would like a hamburger please. <Response from restaurant employee:> wan' chi?]

Coco Butter \ko-ko buh-ter\ n <see also: Poopy Patterson> Name used to identify yourself when calling a friend at place of employment or at home with guests. [Example: Can I speak to Guadalupe? Tell him Coco Butter is on the phone.]

Dawg \dawg\ n <also see: Dude, Nigga, Nazigga, Bazooka> 1: heterosexual life mate 2: friend, bud, pal 3: Homey, G [Example: Hey dawg, buy me a shot of Sleepy Sauce]

Du-bo-sloco-soupy-sauce \doo-bo-slow-ko-soo-pee-saw-s\ n 1: drunken-ese for Dude-Bro-Seriously. [Example: Du-bo-sloco-soupy-sauce, stop touching my butt]

Dude \dood\ n <also see: Nigga, Nazigga, Bazooka, Dawg> 1: heterosexual life mate 2: friend, bud, pal 3: Homey, G [Example: Hey dude, buy me a shot of Sleepy Sauce]

Dude-Bro-Seriously \dood - br-oh - seer-ee-us-lee\ adj 1: The ultimate in seriousness/intensity [Example: Dude-Bro-Seriously, I'm so drunk!]

Feed \fee-d\ v Feeding 1: To engage in sexual relations [Example: We had a few drinks then I took her back to my place to feed] [Origin: Loose reference to the movie Interview with a vampire.. sometimes you have to live off the rats to survive]

G.D. \gee - dee\ n 1: Good Dick - what you throw to women you are trying to impress. [Example: <friend 1> Why does Karen keep calling you? <friend 2> Dude-Bro-Seriously... Yeah...damn... I threw her the G.D.]

Gigabooda-heheha-si \gee-guh-boo-duh - hee-hee-haw - see\ [origin: Drunken Pirate] 1: Loosely translates to: "My equals, I find this Southern Comfort quite tantalizing. Ah"

Hella \hel-uh\ adv 1: completely 2: To the full or entire extent [Example: You are hella dumb!]

Iggy Hotel \ig-gee - ho-tell\ n <editorial note: Obviously you have never been in internet chat rooms> Where drunken pirates go when they have had too much Sleepy Sauce 1: reference to being ignored [Example: You've earned yourself a 3-day 4-night stay at the luxurious Iggy Hotel] [iggy = ignore]

KuelShakka \kool - shay-ka\ adj 1: Cool 2: Spectacular 3: interj wow [Example: You brought the Sleepy Sauce? KuelShakka!]

Klan of the Drunken Pirates \klan - ov - thuh - druhnken - pie - rit\ n 1: A group of friends identified by an eye patch, a hook, and a slur. [Example: Hide your alcohol. Here comes The Klan of the Drunken Pirate!]

Liquid X \lik-wid - ex\ n 1: Alcohol-containing beverage consisting Red Bull energy drink, vodka, and topped with a splash of apple pucker, served on the rocks. [Example: Bartender, I'll have a Liquid X]

Nazigga \nuh-zig-uh\ n <also see: Dude, Nigga, Bazooka, Dawg> 1: heterosexual life mate 2: friend, bud, pal 3: Homey, G [Example: Hey nazigga, buy me a shot of Sleepy Sauce]

Nigga \ni-guh\ n <also see: Dude, Nazigga, Bazooka, Dawg> 1: heterosexual life mate 2: friend, bud, pal 3: Homey, G [Example: Hey nigga, buy me a shot of Sleepy Sauce]

Of-Course Factor \ov - kors - fak-tor\ n 1: Negative situation that occurs out of a potentially positive situation. [Example: I was about to throw the G.D. when she told me she was on her period. That is such the of-course-factor.]

Peace out \pee-s - ow-t\ n 1: Arabic for "Have a nice day my friends, take care until we drink again." [Example: You have no more alcohol? Alright then, peace out]

Poopy Patterson \poo-pee - pat-er-sun\ n <see also: Coco Butter> Name used to identify yourself when calling a friend at place of employment or at home with guests. [Example: Can I speak to Guadalupe? Tell him Poopy Patterson is on the phone.]

Shark Tank \shark - tang-k\ n 1: Hot tub environment in which the hot water induces a chemical reaction in females libido, reducing their sexual inhibition allowing them to be easily fed <See: Feed/Feeding> upon (commonly referred to as a feeding frenzy)] <editorial note: CAUTION - Avoid chumming the water at all costs!>

Sleepy Sauce \sleep-ee - saw-s\ n 1: Southern Comfort whiskey [Example: Let's do a shot of Sleepy Sauce.]

So Co \so ko\ n <also see: Sleepy Sauce> 1: Short version of Southern Comfort whiskey [Example: Let's do a shot of so co.]

T.P.T. \tee - pee - tee\ n 1: Trailer Park Trash. Individuals who reside, or look like they should reside, in a trailer park [Example: Don't invite Lolita to the party, she's T.P.T.]

Tea bag \tee - bag\ v The act of placing the male gonads upon the face of the fallen scally-wag. [Example: <friend 1> Jon, Max is passed out! <Jon> Great! I want to tea bag his mouth!]

Thesaurusus \thuh-so-ruh-suhs-us\ n Thesaurus [Example: Where did you put the thesaurusus?]

Ugly Game \ uh-glee - gay-m\ n 1: A game played while wearing beer goggles. 2: Trying to feed on less-than-desirable members of the opposite sex. [Example: Frank left with Helga? I didn't know he was playing the Ugly Game.]

W.D. \duh-bul-yoo - dee\ n 1: Whisky Dick - The of-course factor of sexual relations. 2: Unable to perform sexually. [Example: <friend 1> I saw you left with Gertrude last night. Did you feed? <friend 2> I wanted to, but, dammit, I had W.D.]


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