Moose's HellaDumb Question of the Day

Our friend Moose is popular among his friends for posing very thought-provoking questions causing everyone within range to ponder their inner-most feeling and fears about the political, moral, and sexual inquiries that flow from the mouth of our beloved friend. Below you will see a few of this month's entries. Take some time to really dig deep within your soul for your answers to these questions.

31.How many times a day do you masturbate?

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Lorena olea () writes at Tuesday, 17-Jul-01 12:04:54 EDT:

not as much times as you do.

Madness (kboom72@yahoo.com) writes at Friday, 29-Jun-01 20:00:44 EDT:

I can't tell because my hands are always moving to fast. If I could still see I would count on my toes but i have been blind for so many years.

diego_troll (diego_troll@yahoo.com) writes at Sunday, 24-Jun-01 11:52:54 EDT:

@ least once a day

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) writes at Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:28:29 EDT:

72 and 1/2

D-Rock (derek@helladumb.com) writes at Friday, 01-Jun-01 16:44:41 EDT:

Ohhhh.... 3 or 4. Got to make it through the day with a smile on your face.


32.What 3 things would you do if you knew the world was about to end?

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diego_troll (diego_troll@yahoo.com) Sunday, 24-Jun-01 11:52:54 EDT:

rape rob and pilleage

Amanda (tazangel331@home.com) Sunday, 03-Jun-01 21:46:07 EDT:

Get Laid, Get High & Get Fucked (yes, in that order)!

33.Have you ever had a wrong hole experience? (You know what I mean)

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diego_troll (diego_troll@yahoo.com) Sunday, 24-Jun-01 11:52:54 EDT:

would being caught with a moped girl, be considered a "wrong hole experienc"?

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:29:17 EDT:

is there a wrong hole?

Keith (keith@helladumb.com) Monday, 04-Jun-01 16:39:36 EDT:

Do both people have to think it was the wrong hole? She thought it was but I thought it was right on target.

Deb (Blondage) Monday, 04-Jun-01 01:43:48 EDT:

I know what you mean, but I wouldn't so much as to call it the "wrong hole"?

34.Have you ever used foods during a sexual experience and if so what was the best?

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Mariann (Mariann.Taylor@rhi.com) Tuesday, 03-Jul-01 14:37:54 EDT:

I am gonna go with HOT fudge and grapes, you should try it!!

Maxx (theband@ofourd.com) Friday, 22-Jun-01 18:36:24 EDT:

I usually put a banana in Jon's ass when he gives me a blow job.

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:31:06 EDT:

rump roast,jello, and a big salami stick

Deb (Yummy.com) Tuesday, 05-Jun-01 02:53:07 EDT:

Chocolate surup & whip cream.....Champagne and Strawberries.....Hamburger & french fries!

George (Georgeofthejungle.com) Sunday, 03-Jun-01 21:46:07 EDT:

I've heard that Liver & Onions work nicely

35.Have you ever received your “Red Wings”, for the ladies have you ever had a guy go down on you to earn his “Red Wings”?

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Maxx (theband@ofourd.com) Friday, 22-Jun-01 18:40:41 EDT:

Hell no, When she's on the rag she can just give me head.

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:32:12 EDT:

its only a little extra lube. tastes a little spicy though

Deb (Yukey.com) Tuesday, 05-Jun-01 03:03:03 EDT:

On Halloween I was with a guy dressed as Dracula!

Amanda (tazangel331@home.com) Sunday, 03-Jun-01 21:46:07 EDT:

Hell No! That's Disgusting!!

36.How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (Log-On)

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eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:36:10 EDT:

172 and 1/2

D-Rock (derek@helladumb.com) Wednesday, 30-May-01 14:17:03 EDT:

Dude - Bro - Seriously.... the answer is 3 (according to Woodsie the owl). Oh yeah... the question and answer fall into the 'LOG ON!' category!

37.What’s the dirtiest thing you’ve ever said while having sex?

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eric (debs daddy) (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Tuesday, 10-Jul-01 15:54:47 EDT:

you didnt last time!

Deb (Blondage) Saturday, 23-Jun-01 03:13:27 EDT:

Eric, I'm suprised she didn't Bite your dick off. I know I would have!

Maxx (theband@ofourd.com) Friday, 22-Jun-01 18:42:46 EDT:

Can I wash my feet in your hot wet pussy?

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:38:09 EDT:

suck my fuckin dick you shitbaggin nasty ass whore. do it now before i donkey punch you and pee in your butt!

Deb (Notwhatyouthink.com) Tuesday, 05-Jun-01 03:04:47 EDT:

Is that mud on your face?
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38.What the hells that shit that shows up on Mike’s lip every few months?

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Maxx (theband@ofourd.com) Friday, 22-Jun-01 18:45:59 EDT:

Oh, that's called semen burn.

eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:36:48 EDT:

cocklip

Deb (seeadoc.co,) Tuesday, 05-Jun-01 03:07:48 EDT:

Not sure but I hear there's medicine for it.

Amanda (tazangel331@home.com) Sunday, 03-Jun-01 21:46:07 EDT:

Ask Scotty, he should know!

39.If you could have any super power what would it be and why?

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eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:41:09 EDT:

go go gadget dick!

40.How old where you when you lost your virginity?

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eric (ericrmoore@yahoo.com) Wednesday, 13-Jun-01 14:46:48 EDT:

i was 3 months old and she was 40. thats why keith calls me dad

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